I haven't posted in sooo long!! n n n I haven't posted that I got back. Well its been a few weeks. I WANNA GO BACK! I need to stay there for a month, then i'll be happy. I miss hearing the Otso Otso song when i go to my lolo's house, even though we have the CD here. lol... So yaw. School ish almost over...This year was fun...but it was hard...pff...Well today school....Science test was easy! ....School was....didn't understand the math...so i gotta get back to that. Oh I got this from this from meh friend's site, lol...Have fun...
Scoring: Give yourself 3 points if you can relate to the following characteristics yourself, 2 points if it relates to an immediate family member (mom or dad) and 1 point if you know of someone who has the characteristic.
(NOTE: This quiz was taken from "The Philippine Review," August 1995 edition.)
MANNERISMS & PERSONALITY TRAITS:
-You point with your lips. -You eat using your hands and have it down to a technique! -Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. -You nod your head upwards to greet someone. -You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbow on your knee while eating. -You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower. -You have to kiss your relatives on the cheek as soon as you enter the room. -You're standing next to eight big boxes at the airport. -You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir's sake." -Your house has a distinctive aroma. -You smile for no reason. -You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly. -You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices. -You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days. -You scratch your head when you don't know the answer. -You never eat the last morsel of food on the table. -You go bowling -You play pusoy & mah jong -You find dried up morsels of rice stuck to your shirt. -You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun. -You add an unwarranted "H" to your name (i.e., "Jhun," "Bhoy," or "Rhon.") -You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse, excuse" when -you pass in between people or in front of the TV. -Your middle name is your mother's maiden name. -You like everything that's imported or "state-side." -You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made. -You hang your clothes out to dry. -You are perfectly comfortable in a squatting position with your elbows resting on your knees. -You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for all events. -You always offer food to all your visitors.
VOCABULARY: -You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom." -You say "for take out" instead of "to go." -You "open" or "close" the lights. -You ask for "Colgate" instead of "toothpaste." -You ask for a "pentel pen" or a "ball pen" instead of just a pen. -You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider." -You say kodakan instead of "take a picture." -You order a "McDonald's" instead of a "hamburger" (pronounced ham-boor-jer). -You say "Ha?" instead of "What?" -You say "Hoy!" to get someone's attention. -You answer when someone yells "Hoy!" -You turn around when someone says "Psst!" -You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish." -You say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone. -You say "he" when you mean "she" and vice versa. -You say "aray!" instead of "ouch!" -Your sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" instead of "ahh-choo." -You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for overacting, "DOM" for dirty old man and "TNT" for, well, you know. -You say "air con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner. -You pronounce the following words:"hippopo-TA-mus," "com-FOR-table," "bro-CO-li," and "Mongo-mery Ward." -You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out." -You say "Uy!" instead of "Oops."
HOME FURNISHINGS: -You use a walis tambo and a walis ting-ting as opposed to a conventional broom. -You have a "Weapons of Moroland" shield hanging in your living room wall. -You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room wall. -You own a karaoke system. -You own a piano no one ever plays. -You have a tabo in the bathroom. -Your house is cluttered with burloloys. -You have two or three pairs of tsinelas at your doorstep. -Your house has ornate wrought iron gates in front of it. -You have a rose garden. -You display a laughing Buddha for good luck. -You have a shrine to the Santo Nino in your living room. -You own a "Barrel Man" (shwing!) -You have a parol hanging outside your house during the holidays. -You cover your living room furniture with bedsheets. -Your lampshades still have the plastic covers on them. -You have plastic runners to cover the carpets in your house. -You refer to your VCR as the "Beyta-Max." -You have a rice dispenser. -You own a turbo broiler. -You own one of those fiber-optic flower lamps. -You own a lamp with the oil that drips down the strings. -You have a giant wooden fork & spoon hanging in the dining room. -You have wooden tinikling dancers on the wall. -You own capiz shell chandeliers, lamps or placemats.
AUTOMOBILES: -You own a Mercedes Benz and call it "chedeng." -You own a huge van conversion. -Your car chirps like a bird or plays a tune when it's in reverse. -Your car horn can make three or more different sounds. -Your car has curb feelers on it. -You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. -You have those air fresheners in a bottle.
FAMILY: -You have aunts and uncles named "Baby," "Girlie," or "Boy." -You were raised to believe that every Filipino is an aunt, uncle or cousin. -Your dad was in the navy. -Your mom or sister is a nurse. -You get smelling kisses from your grandma. -Your parents call each other "mommy" and "daddy." -You have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself (i.e., "Deng-Deng," "Ling-Ling," "Jong-Jong" or "Bing-Bing.") -You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. -You consider dilis the Filipino equivalent to french fries. -You think that eating chocolate rice pudding and dried fish is a great morning meal. -You order things like tapsilog, longsilog, or tocilog at restaurants. -You instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal. -You order a "soft drink" instead of a "soda." -You dip bread in your morning coffee. -You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutimate as "Ajinomoto." -Your cupboards are full of corned beef hash, Spam and Vienna Sausages. -"Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairy tale. -You appreciate a fresh pot of hot rice. -You bring baon to work every day. -Your baon is usually something over rice. -Your neighbors complain about the smell of tuyo on Sunday mornings. -You eat rice for breakfast. -You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice. -You wash and re-use plastic utensils and Styrofoam cups. -You have a supply of frozen lumpia in the freezer. -You have an ice-shaver for making halo-halo. -Your cloth tablecloths have tell-tale "toyo circles" on them. -You eat purple yam-flavored ice cream. -You gotta have a bottle of Jufran handy. -You fry Spam and hot dogs and eat them with rice. -You think half-hatched duck eggs are a delicacy. -You know that "chocolate meat" isn't really made with chocolate.
249-345 points: Welcome to America! Judging from your high score, you are an obvious transplant from the Philippines. There is no doubt what your ethnic identity is! You're Filipino, through & through.
173-258 points: Congratulations, you've retained most of the Filipino traits and tendencies your family has instilled in you.
170 and under: You have OFT (Obvious Filipino Tendencies). Go with the flow to reach full Filipino potential. Prepare for assimilation; resistance is futile
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